How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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