Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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