So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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