I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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