Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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