she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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