if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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