my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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