Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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