You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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