Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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