This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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