I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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