I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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