guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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