IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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