Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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