This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
