Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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