so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night