we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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