There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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