Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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