winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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