Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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