People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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