The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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