does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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