The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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