Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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