he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
be right there i have to get my cape
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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