I think my vagina is haunted
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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