I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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