i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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