if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.