I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I licked your asshole in confidence.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?