No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.