I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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