Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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