if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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