thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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