They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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