even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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