glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize