Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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