"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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