And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
there is glitter all over my balls
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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