im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
