shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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