Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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