Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
