so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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