I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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