no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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