So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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