Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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