He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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